Podcast: The Martian Audit: Or, how New Zealand repelled an Invasion through procedural complexity
Dr Oliver Hartwich
Dr Michael Johnston
8 May, 2026
In this episode, Michael talks to Oliver Hartwich about his new satirical novella The Martian Audit, in which two alien auditors arrive in New Zealand to assess it for invasion, only to find themselves defeated not by weapons but by the country's regulation and bureaucracy. There are no villains, just a country full of friendly people trapped in systems that don't work, from leaky homes and hospital waiting rooms to view shafts you can't legally stop to admire.